Eighth the lime and put 3/4 of it in a large long drink glass. Add 3 teaspoons of cane sugar and mash the whole thing with a pestle. Pour the vodka, rum, tequila, Cointreau and orange juice into the long drink glass, add 1 to 2 hands of crushed ice and fill up with Coca-Cola.
Stir the whole thing with a long spoon, insert a straw and you have one of the best cocktails ever!